Crash Report(JOKES)

As he reviewed pilot crash reports, my Air Force military science professor stumbled upon this understated entry:  "After catastrophic engine failure, I landed long.  As I had no power, the landing gear failed to deploy and no braking was available.  I bounced over the stone wall at the end of the runway, struck the trailer of a truck while crossing the perimeter road, crashed through the guardrail, grazed off a large pine tree, ran over a tractor parked in the adjacent field and hit another tree.  Then I lost control."